Little dick loser in NH – Shopping at Victoria’s Secret
My day so far has been a lot of fun, I opened up the package I ordered on Victoria’s Secret, (someone was nice enough to send me an early egift card from there ) Thank you Evan, very much! – and got the prettiest, cami slip nighty with lace trim. I know that my lover is going to really like seeing me in that tonight, when he comes home after being out with the boys, at that Sports Bar. He is a real man, not a little dick loser like my friend in NH with his tiny cock. Let me tell you about him.
He is so successful and smart, graduating with honors, I have to think that he thought that he was going to interest me sexually with his good looks and brains, and money. BUT, when I saw his tiny cock, I had to laugh, because he JUST does Not Measure up, if you know what I mean. He first tried to turn me on by sending me a picture of it, so cute, so little, sitting on a little bed of curly hair, with a red ribbon around it for V-day, I believe his girlfriend, tied it up for him. I immediately sent it to two of my girlfriends who laughed so hard, they peeed in their panties..hehe… He went to a big dance last night also, I talked to him before he was going out, I am sure he looked great, I also told him, not to dare try to get laid, (he had implied that he might get sex) – which I thought was totally lame. and that he could masturbate for me on the phone when he got home. Only to find that I was already asleep when he got in, and now, evidently he has blue balls.
More to be continued, later, this blog is turning out to be much more fun that I anticipated.