On Line Cucky Hubby bought me some Gucci ~~Yummie~~he’s such a loser…

This past week, I had a wonderful surprise in my mailbox. It turns out that my online cucky hubby sent me a delicious bottle of Gucci II. I brought it home, and put it on my sterling silver dresser tray, on my Louis XV vanity table, where I like to display all my beautiful bottles of perfume.

I had not tried it yet, it came in a very pretty pink box, and the bottle itself was so beautiful, made of heavy lead crystaI.  My body was still damp and hot from the jacuzzi I had just taken, toweling off, I noticed that my boyfriend (real man boyfriend Jeff) was watching my every move from his vantage point on the other side of the jacuzzi, he was still in the tub relaxing, as I began to spray the Gucci on private parts of my body. He said, “Mandy, come over here, mmmmm, Mandy, that smells so good, who sent that to you?” I told him, my online cucky hubby did. Smiling, I got secret pleasure knowing that my boyfriend was getting jealous that another man, had sent me a gift, even though I had told him countless times, that my OlcHubby really could never measure up to him.  Olc as you may know, has a 3″ tool, that just does not satisfy me.
He is so sweet and spoils me, but he is a loser.

“Jeff, I said, my Online Hubby is coming over, we are going to have some fun tonight.”  I had been doing so many things during the day, I had forgotten to tell Jeff about my plans for the evening. He is coming over to please me, and he might as well please you too, after all he will be here.”  Jeff looked at me, with his shy smile, those dimples in his cheeks becoming more pronounced, standing up, he shook the water off of himself, and I sighed as his 10″ surprise seemed to swing in the dim light of the bathroom. “Ok, Mandy, whatever pleases you,” he said, knowing that his opinion here really did not matter much.

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